1. When I do laundry and every sock has a match, I’m like…

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    Midwuls!

     


  2. When someone retweets me, I’m like…

    Midwuls!

     


  3. When I go to the movies, and the only film showing is Twilight, I’m like…

    Not midwuls.

     


  4. When I wake up and suddenly remember it’s the weekend, I’m like…

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    Midwuls!

     


  5. When I post a selfie on Instagram and get 100+ likes, I’m like…

    Midwuls!

     


  6. When I just get told I have to work all weekend, I’m like…

    Not midwuls.

     


  7. When I get audited by IRS and they owe me $500, I’m like…

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    Midwuls!